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>> dicky: focus rally america. watch every episode of focus rally america on hulu.com/focusrally. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with jena malone, music from young dubliners and matthew mcconaughey. wi and then a 3:15, with my guilt. [ female announcer ] new special k cracker chips. 27 crispy chips. 110 delicious calories. mmmmmmm...good meeting. same time tomorrow? [ female announcer ] find them in the cracker aisle. i see a bag and think... i could have a chip. yeah right. that's why they're called chips? [ female announcer ] new special k cracker chips. 27 crispy chips. 110 delicious calories. another cracker chip? don't mind if i do! [ female announcer ] find them in the cracker aisle. hey, baby, what's going on? [ woman ] happy anniversary! are we still on for tonight? yeah, of course. of course. [ laughs ] you remembered to make a reservation, right? yeah, i remembered that. the number-one thing a man should remember. i'm gonna be there soon. i'm gonna come pick you up. and i'll, uh -- i
>> dicky: focus rally america. watch every episode of focus rally america on hulu.com/focusrally. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with jena malone, music from young dubliners and matthew mcconaughey. wi and then a 3:15, with my guilt. [ female announcer ] new special k cracker chips. 27 crispy chips. 110 delicious calories. mmmmmmm...good meeting. same time tomorrow? [ female announcer ] find them in the cracker aisle. i see a bag and think... i could...
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until then, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- ryan phillippe. >> aren't you guys glad jimmy's alive? >> jimmy: two-time bachelor brad has chosen whom he wants to spend the next four to six months with. >> dicky: we announce the next bachelorette. the hottie body jim-miracle diet. >> it's a jim-miracle. >> dicky: and music from fifty-eight different individuals are using, absolutely using my old social security number. my credit score just went out the window. identity theft can be devastating. that's why lifelock is proactive protection, working to help stop identity theft before it happens. the biggest difference is stopping it before it starts. lifelock's exclusive identity alert system goes beyond mere credit monitoring, which only alerts you after the theft. with lifelock, it's like having a digital fingerprint. if a new application doesn't match you, we send an alert. and if needed, we help fix the identity theft. don't wait another minute. call now. go with the industry leader. join lifelock and get alerts to important information, a one million dol
until then, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- ryan phillippe. >> aren't you guys glad jimmy's alive? >> jimmy: two-time bachelor brad has chosen whom he wants to spend the next four to six months with. >> dicky: we announce the next bachelorette. the hottie body jim-miracle diet. >> it's a jim-miracle. >> dicky: and music from fifty-eight different individuals are using, absolutely using my old social security number....
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we hope you'll watch "good morning america" for the very latest on the nuclear meltdown scare tomorrow and until tomorrow night, i'm bill weir in japan. good night, america. >>> tonight on an all new "jimmy kimmel live" -- ryan phillippe >> two-time bachelor brad has chosen who he wants to spend the next four to six months with. >> we announce the next bachelorette. >> the hottie body jim-miracle diet and music from ron >>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a word about pedigree food for dogs now with a new recipe. now, i haven't tried it but i hear it is absolutely delicious. ♪ >> yes, it is delicious. the new pedigree kibble recipe provides leading nutrition in the four areas dogs need it most, skin and coat, immunity, digestion and oral care. it's professional nutrition dog food that's accessible to all dogs. >> jimmy: very well said, little clown person. it sounds like a dog food fit for a king. >> yes, jimmy, it is. please welcome their royal highnesses, paco and pepe! >> jimmy: wow. there they are. >> king paco requests that you call him your majesty. >> jimmy: he wants me to ca
we hope you'll watch "good morning america" for the very latest on the nuclear meltdown scare tomorrow and until tomorrow night, i'm bill weir in japan. good night, america. >>> tonight on an all new "jimmy kimmel live" -- ryan phillippe >> two-time bachelor brad has chosen who he wants to spend the next four to six months with. >> we announce the next bachelorette. >> the hottie body jim-miracle diet and music from ron >>> jimmy: hi, i'm...
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today was read across america day. this is a day of reading. celebrated every year on the anniversary of dr. seuss's birthday and the idea is to encourage people to read more. i found out about it when i was watching tv this morning. and we thought, what better way to honor dr. seuss, one of the most popular authors of all time than combining his work with one of the greatest minds of our time, charlie sheen's work. so, here's the video from the dr. seuss classic "the cat and the hat," combined with audio from an interview with charlie sheen. enjoy. >> are you worried you're going to relapse? >> no. i blink and i cured my brain. dying is for fools. >> are there any drugs in this house? >> if there are, you better find them and give them to. >> are you afraid to die? >> i was born dead. >> what do you mean? >> flooby baby, the whole thing. just beat the hell out of me and finally this voice emerged and said, i'm alive. bring it. >> what make us want to embrace the day and stay clean? >> my family. we win so radically in our underwear before our
today was read across america day. this is a day of reading. celebrated every year on the anniversary of dr. seuss's birthday and the idea is to encourage people to read more. i found out about it when i was watching tv this morning. and we thought, what better way to honor dr. seuss, one of the most popular authors of all time than combining his work with one of the greatest minds of our time, charlie sheen's work. so, here's the video from the dr. seuss classic "the cat and the...
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check in tomorrow for "good morning america." until tomorrow, good night, america. >>> tonight on "jimmy kimmel live." >> oprah, honey, i shaved my legs. >> i thought this sign summed it up. >> daddy's home. >> and sarah shahi. >> there's no difference between your hand and your boob. >> thank you very >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jamie foxx. and from "fairly legal," sarah shahi. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, remain seated, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. thank you for being here. thank you very watching. thank you for everything. how many of you are here tonight because it's too cold to go home? you are not able to go to your own home? anyone? [ applause ] you wouldn't know it from being here, but a massive snowstorm is piling on parts of the united states. experts say the best thing to do is hunker down. experts say do this? how is that going to help? and when you hunker, why do you have to do it down
check in tomorrow for "good morning america." until tomorrow, good night, america. >>> tonight on "jimmy kimmel live." >> oprah, honey, i shaved my legs. >> i thought this sign summed it up. >> daddy's home. >> and sarah shahi. >> there's no difference between your hand and your boob. >> thank you very >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jamie foxx. and from "fairly legal,"...
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we hope you'll watch "good morning america." we're always online at abcnews.com. until tomorrow, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: i just want to say something real quick. this guy gave me the finger when i came out. >> dicky: kristen wiig. >> what is this? who is that guy? >> dicky: adam scott. >> jimmy: you look very snazzy. >> i feel very snazzy. i feel pretty handsome. >> dicky: and music from the wombats. >> jimmy: charlie sheen's bracket is a mess. he has every team winning, which is impossible. >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with a message about new irish spring deodorant, the deodorant that'll make your freshness legendary, not to mention, popular with the lasses. >> but don't take his word for it, listen to me, an authentic irishman. irish spring deodorant smells so good, it makes me miss my childhood home in ireland. erin go bragh. >> jimmy: you're irish? >> si. >> jimmy: i had no idea. >> yes. i was born in the rolling green hills of the emerald isle. >> jimmy: and -- laughter ] is guillermo a common n
we hope you'll watch "good morning america." we're always online at abcnews.com. until tomorrow, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: i just want to say something real quick. this guy gave me the finger when i came out. >> dicky: kristen wiig. >> what is this? who is that guy? >> dicky: adam scott. >> jimmy: you look very snazzy. >> i feel very snazzy. i feel pretty handsome. >>...
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britney was on "good morning america" this morning. that was big, too. george stephanopoulos was shrieking like a teenage girl. this is britney's second appearance on our show. the first one was a long time -- she hasn't been here in, like, two kids, and -- i will say no one is more excited about britney's appearance tonight than our parking lot security guard guillermo, who is -- oh, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] he's -- where have you been? >> in the dressing room. >> jimmy: you were in britney's dressing room? >> yes. >> jimmy: well, i'd like to speak you with after class. >> okay. >> jimmy: what is your favorite britney song, guillermo? >> baby hit me one more time. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's kind of -- they grow up so fast. britney spears' fans need a good nickname. i don't think the fans have, like, an overall title. so, i was thinking about it. from now on, i would like britney fans to start calling themselves spear leaders. it's good, right? let's check in on the madness outside our theater with our music correspondent, my uncl
britney was on "good morning america" this morning. that was big, too. george stephanopoulos was shrieking like a teenage girl. this is britney's second appearance on our show. the first one was a long time -- she hasn't been here in, like, two kids, and -- i will say no one is more excited about britney's appearance tonight than our parking lot security guard guillermo, who is -- oh, there he is. [ cheers and applause ] he's -- where have you been? >> in the dressing room....
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." >> i'm bill weir, good night, america. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> good-bye to cate blanchett and welcome home a homeless guy in a spider-man costume. >> you gave me a box of porn. >> did i? >> it was radical. >> jimmy: not on drugs. what the hell goes on when he is. >> and esperanza spalding. >> i heard my middle name is case have >> dicky: it's focus rally america. >>> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel with your up-to-minute update on focus rally america, the ultimate interactive cross-country road rally. six teams, each in the all-new 2012 ford focus journeyed to the stratosphere hotel in las vegas for a combination photography and sky jump challenge. i know it makes no sense but let's get it explained to us via skype. the gray team are with us, john and carolyn. how did you get gray? >> we're from seattle age it's gloomy and dark. perfect for gray. >> jimmy: you work together. you're not a couple. yes? >> no, definitely not. >> jimmy: did something happen? >> co-worker. >> jimmy: sounds like something might be going on there. let's take a look at some video of
." >> i'm bill weir, good night, america. >>> up next on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> good-bye to cate blanchett and welcome home a homeless guy in a spider-man costume. >> you gave me a box of porn. >> did i? >> it was radical. >> jimmy: not on drugs. what the hell goes on when he is. >> and esperanza spalding. >> i heard my middle name is case have >> dicky: it's focus rally america. >>> jimmy: hi,...
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god bless america. and now, while i wait for someone to come help me down, it's time for "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> you wish you hadn't been done certain pathways? >> i tell people that are sort of glued to their past, if you walk back there and bring me a souvenir from that moment when your father [ bleep ] you in the closet -- >> to clarify, i do not [ bleep ] my mom. >> i've done "dancing with the stars," i've been chased by a kodiak bear, i [ bleep ] a man with a knife who was drunk. >> every guy in america wants to be charlie sheen. this guy can [ bleep ] baby seems, [ bleep ] puppies and then ask for $3 million an episode. >> now, would you put that [ bleep ] in your mouth? >> no, i would rub it all over my body. >> the pop star and her boyfriend busted. her man charged with dui. >> she was booked, she was finger [ bleep ] and put into a cell. >> she just wanted to see the elephant [ bleep ], man. >> how do you feel about [ bleep ] charlie? >> feel great about it, i [ bleep ] rachel
god bless america. and now, while i wait for someone to come help me down, it's time for "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> you wish you hadn't been done certain pathways? >> i tell people that are sort of glued to their past, if you walk back there and bring me a souvenir from that moment when your father [ bleep ] you in the closet -- >> to clarify, i do not [ bleep ] my mom. >> i've done "dancing with the stars," i've been chased by a kodiak...
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you're welcome, america. [ male announcer ] it's the sure sign of a good time. the just right taste of bud light. here we go. ♪ here we go. itself more aerodynamic... by automatically closing its grille vents... leaving you... breathless the all-new ford focus with active grille shutters i don't like doin' taxes. i did them online. my name is theresa ayres, and this is my quilt shop. there was a lot that i'd guessed at, and i have a feeling i guessed wrong. [ announcer ] don't leave money on the table. h&r block. never settle for less. immense power. scorching speed. the first phone strong enough to run on the fastest, most advanced 4g network in america. is it all new picks? 2 for $20. with the all new flavors of bourbon street. [ male announcer ] applebee's 2 for $20 menu, now jazzed up with the flavors of bourbon street, like new cajun shrimp pasta. one appetizer. two entrees. 20 bucks. only at applebee's. catch all the games here. one appetizer. two entrees. 20 bucks. accelerating through a corner, can a car simultaneously adjust the speed of each front wh
you're welcome, america. [ male announcer ] it's the sure sign of a good time. the just right taste of bud light. here we go. ♪ here we go. itself more aerodynamic... by automatically closing its grille vents... leaving you... breathless the all-new ford focus with active grille shutters i don't like doin' taxes. i did them online. my name is theresa ayres, and this is my quilt shop. there was a lot that i'd guessed at, and i have a feeling i guessed wrong. [ announcer ] don't leave money on...
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it's now the second-leading cause of death in america. this is the fifth cast member to be injured since the show started production. you know, i hate to say i told you so, but you know, if they listen, i told them they should do this in the ball pit at chuck e. cheese. we could have avoided all of this. the producers of the show are scrambling, trying everything they can to fix the show by putting more of the focus on what so far has been working best. >> this summer, broadway's most talked about musical reinvented with a new look, new director, new choreographer and all new songs from bono and the edge. songs like "oh my god i think that it's fractured. " ♪ oh my god ♪ i think that it's fractured ♪ ow ♪ ow ♪ ow >> and you'll love "i just fell four stories onto an old woman. ♪ i just fell four stories onto an old woman ♪ >> call ticketmaster today for "spider-man, call an ambulance." >> jimmy: you can see in the footage, he falls off the platform, that's part of the thing. they really need to cancel this thing already and g
it's now the second-leading cause of death in america. this is the fifth cast member to be injured since the show started production. you know, i hate to say i told you so, but you know, if they listen, i told them they should do this in the ball pit at chuck e. cheese. we could have avoided all of this. the producers of the show are scrambling, trying everything they can to fix the show by putting more of the focus on what so far has been working best. >> this summer, broadway's most...
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we certainly hope you'll check out "good morning america" for the latest on the japan story and everything that's happening around the world. and, of course, we're always available at abcnews.com. until tomorrow from japan, i'm bill weir. good night america. >> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> from this moment forward, our theater will be known as the harry baals memorial theater. >> dicky: jane lynch. >> jimmy: you got to meet ron howard. >> i would love to. >> jimmy: and potsi, too. >> dicky: david boreanaz and avril lavigne. >> jimmy: i forgot charlie sheen >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy kimmel for the new lexus ct hybrid. technologically advanced, aggressively-styled, and built to help you escape convention. right, guillermo? >> right jimmy. the ct hybrid combines the highest fuel-efficiency of any luxury car with surprising agility. it's rated at 42 miles per gallon and has four drive modes, including sport mode, which gives you a noticeably more responsive and engaging ride. >> jimmy: well, that all sounds great and it was beautifully delivered. and it's a beautiful ca
we certainly hope you'll check out "good morning america" for the latest on the japan story and everything that's happening around the world. and, of course, we're always available at abcnews.com. until tomorrow from japan, i'm bill weir. good night america. >> dicky: tonight on an all-new "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> from this moment forward, our theater will be known as the harry baals memorial theater. >> dicky: jane lynch. >> jimmy: you got to meet...
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"good morning america" will have all the details. until then, good night, america. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. cameron diaz. >> i love porn. >> jimmy: whoa! dragging this out longer than ryan seacrest. >> dicky: henry winkler. >> the queen wrote me. >> jimmy: you sure it wasn't queen latifah? it was the queen? >> national kiss a mexican day. >> dicky: and music from cake. >> jimmy: well, isn't that the morbidly obese pot >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- cameron diaz. henry winkler. and music from cake. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, ready or not, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. did you have trouble getting through oscar security? we've got -- the oscars are right across the street from us. the red carpet is being rolled out. they're putting up the stands, the curtains are being hung. the homeless people are being shipped to san die
"good morning america" will have all the details. until then, good night, america. >> dicky: "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. cameron diaz. >> i love porn. >> jimmy: whoa! dragging this out longer than ryan seacrest. >> dicky: henry winkler. >> the queen wrote me. >> jimmy: you sure it wasn't queen latifah? it was the queen? >> national kiss a mexican day. >> dicky: and music from cake. >> jimmy: well, isn't that the...
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finally, america's extra layer of fat comes in handy. take that, michelle obama. it was so -- it was so cold in washington, d.c. today, john boehner's tears were freezing before they even hit the ground. [ laughter ] take a look at this. this is -- this is the side of the highway in new hampshire and -- that's what they call perpendicular parking. it's very difficult. i failed the driver's test twice because i couldn't do that. one of the cities that has been hit hardest by the storm is chicago. anybody here from chicago? [ applause ] well, you got out just in time. more than 20 inches of snow fell. one of the biggest storms on road. the only other time there was this much snow in chicago was on the night the baby oprah was born. but -- [ laughter ] people in chicago and you can tell me if i'm wrong in this, had enough of this weather. this morning, an angry mob brutally attacked a doppler 3,000. it was -- actually, things have been very civil. i guess it's too cold to cause trouble. this is from the weather channel. they were in chicago this morning. i don't know
finally, america's extra layer of fat comes in handy. take that, michelle obama. it was so -- it was so cold in washington, d.c. today, john boehner's tears were freezing before they even hit the ground. [ laughter ] take a look at this. this is -- this is the side of the highway in new hampshire and -- that's what they call perpendicular parking. it's very difficult. i failed the driver's test twice because i couldn't do that. one of the cities that has been hit hardest by the storm is...
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so, have a great weekend and until monday, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: very good at handicapping the rumba. >> dicky: liv tyler. >> jimmy: your dad's waiting in the parking lot? dropped you off for a play date or something. >> dicky: mark cuban. >> when i die, i want to come back as me. >> dicky: a surprise guest. >> how are you doing? >> dicky: and music from brent dennen. "jimmy kimmel live," coming up next. ?ca >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- liv tyler. from "shark tank," mark cuban. cousin sal at the l.a. marathon. and music from brett dennen. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, and furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, the host of the program. thank you for coming and for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i was going to say -- you're here on a bad night. i'm tired and i have -- does anyone have anything funny they want to say? oh well. it rained pretty hard here over the last two days which is god's way of trying to flush th
so, have a great weekend and until monday, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> jimmy: very good at handicapping the rumba. >> dicky: liv tyler. >> jimmy: your dad's waiting in the parking lot? dropped you off for a play date or something. >> dicky: mark cuban. >> when i die, i want to come back as me. >> dicky: a surprise guest. >> how are you doing? >> dicky: and music from brent dennen. "jimmy...
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we hope you'll watch "good morning america." they're working while you're sleeping and will bring you the most. >>> up next on an all new "jimmy kimmel live." >> ncaa basketball games. very good at handicapping the r rum rumba. >> is it true your dad is weighing in the parking lot. >> dicky: mark cuban. >> when i die i want to come back as me. >> a surprise guest and music from brett dennen. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, liv tyler -- from "shark tank," mark cuban -- cousin sal at the l.a. marathon -- and music from brett dennen -- with cleto and the cletones -- ♪ it's jimmy kimmel live >> dicky: and now furthermore, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, the host of the program. thank you for coming and for watching. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was going to say you're here on a bad night. i'm tired and i have -- does anyone have anything funny they want to say? oh, well, it rained pretty hard here over the last two days which is god's way of trying to flush the
we hope you'll watch "good morning america." they're working while you're sleeping and will bring you the most. >>> up next on an all new "jimmy kimmel live." >> ncaa basketball games. very good at handicapping the r rum rumba. >> is it true your dad is weighing in the parking lot. >> dicky: mark cuban. >> when i die i want to come back as me. >> a surprise guest and music from brett dennen. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's...
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more live reports are just ahead on "america this morning" and also on "good morning america." you'll find breaking developments any time onon abcnews.com. >>> and now to japan where efforts to cool that crippled nuclear facility are under way. >> that is amid fears about food contaminated by radioactivity and a death toll from the whole catastrophe that continues to rise. >> we go to abc's akiko fujita live in kamaishi, japan. with the very latest. good morning, akiko. >> reporter: good morning to you, peggy and rob. we just learned power has been restored to reactors number three, four and five. and it is just the news japanese officials have been waiting for. that's key because that power will eventually get everything running in a way that cools down the reactors and adds cooling water to spent fuels that are leaking radiation. now, they've also been working on the replacement pumps. if that starts working, enough sea water is pumped into reactors and spent pool fuels, officials believe they could stabilize the plant. meaning, bring the temperatures back to a safe cooling p
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until then, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- ryan phillippe. >> aren't you guys glad jimmy's alive? >> jimmy: two-time bachelor brad has chosen whom he wants to spend the next four to six months with. >> dicky: we announce the next bachelorette. the hottie body jim-miracle diet. >> it's a jim-miracle. >> dicky: and musich@h@h@h@h@h@Ñ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ryan phillippe. the next bachelorette. the hottie body jim-miracle diet. and music from ron sexsmith. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, not only that, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, cleto. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. i appreciate that. especially during this difficult daylight saving time which i hate springing forward. i really -- i hate springing forward a lot more than i like falling back, which is really the story of my entire life. [ laughter ] we were off last week. i had a scary vacation. i was in bora bora which is in the midd
until then, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- ryan phillippe. >> aren't you guys glad jimmy's alive? >> jimmy: two-time bachelor brad has chosen whom he wants to spend the next four to six months with. >> dicky: we announce the next bachelorette. the hottie body jim-miracle diet. >> it's a jim-miracle. >> dicky: and musich@h@h@h@h@h@Ñ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ryan...
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america's diner is always open. eed a good night's sleep. kim: which means a little heat to keep us warm. and a good dose of support for my back. some over the top comfort couldn't hurt. and our perfect dream factory's been built. i'm feeling sleepy already. nighty night. a real clean isn't just something you see... it's something you smell. new lysol no mess automatic toilet bowl cleaner not only cleans your toilet with every flush, but also freshens your entire bathroom. so even in between deep cleans, it's as fresh as any room in your home. for tips on a healthy home, visit lysol.com/ missionforhealth. >> jimmy: you're in for a real treat. this is her latest album, "chamber music society." here with the song "really very small," esperanza spalding. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ is it really all ♪ ♪ very, very, very small ♪ that's all ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ very, very small ♪ so big and everything it seems ♪ ♪ really it's nothing at all not very small ♪ ♪ oh that's so that's so small ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] kikik
america's diner is always open. eed a good night's sleep. kim: which means a little heat to keep us warm. and a good dose of support for my back. some over the top comfort couldn't hurt. and our perfect dream factory's been built. i'm feeling sleepy already. nighty night. a real clean isn't just something you see... it's something you smell. new lysol no mess automatic toilet bowl cleaner not only cleans your toilet with every flush, but also freshens your entire bathroom. so even in between...
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later on "america this morning" and also on "good morning america," we'll bring you more extensive live reporting from the scene there in the earthquake zone. >>> shifting gears and taking a look at your monday forecast. stormy in the south, up to 2 inches of rain from memphis to nashville and also raleigh. showers and thunderstorms along the gulf coast. rain and a dusting of snow from st. louis to bloomington, illinois. rain in the pacific northwest and mountain snow in the rockies. >> 54 in boise. 66 in sacramento. 86 in phoenix. 52 in omaha. 45 in chicago. 39 in detroit. 38 in boston. >> as aid pours in to help quake victims in japan, a man far from the disaster zone is doing his part one brush stroke at a time tiger yonemoto cannot reach his friends or family in japan but he set up a shop along a miami beach street to raise money for them. he's painted calligraphy messages with inspiring words like love, peace and hope. >> he says it is rewarding to use a simple talent to make a difference. those folks need all the hope and prayers they can get these days. that's for sure. >>> more
later on "america this morning" and also on "good morning america," we'll bring you more extensive live reporting from the scene there in the earthquake zone. >>> shifting gears and taking a look at your monday forecast. stormy in the south, up to 2 inches of rain from memphis to nashville and also raleigh. showers and thunderstorms along the gulf coast. rain and a dusting of snow from st. louis to bloomington, illinois. rain in the pacific northwest and mountain...
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then stay tuned, of course, for "america this morning" and also "good morning america" for live reports there on the ground in japan. >>> and turning to our other headlines this morning, beginning with libya and also the military advances being made by moammar gadhafi's forces. they continue forcing rebels back and have now forced rebels from one of their final strongholds. that advance leave's gadhafi's army pushing further toward benghazi. >>> in western virginia two sheriff's deputies are dead and two others wounded after a shootout with a robbery suspect. it all happened sunday afternoon in and around the small town of grundy, virginia. the first two deputies responded to a call about the robbery when they were shot and killed. police say the impunman took aim at two other officers injuring them before he was killed in the shootout. >>> also sad news this morning another teenage athlete has died during a game. this time it was at a basketball tournament in austin, texas. 17-year-old robert garza collapsed at that game and later died at the hospital. cause of death has not yet been d
then stay tuned, of course, for "america this morning" and also "good morning america" for live reports there on the ground in japan. >>> and turning to our other headlines this morning, beginning with libya and also the military advances being made by moammar gadhafi's forces. they continue forcing rebels back and have now forced rebels from one of their final strongholds. that advance leave's gadhafi's army pushing further toward benghazi. >>> in western...
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we hope you check in for "good morning america" tomorrow. they'll go on the road with hyper milers, trying to save gas in an extreme way. until tomorrow, then, good night, america. >> dicky: tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" -- kim kardashian. >> jimmy: you and i can make so much money together. >> let it snow. >> snow bucket! >> dicky: alec trebek. >> it looks better on you. >> this is a prime assignment what are you talking about? standing in the blep blooep cold. >> dicky: and music from one eskimo. >> jimmy: the only other time there was this much snow in chicago was on the night that baby oprah was born.icicicicicic >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- kim kardashian. alex trebek. and music from one eskimo. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now in the blink of an eye, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. i'd like to welcome anyone who is involved with pub
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one time, i owned a refrigerator emblazoned with america's royal couple. the jon and kate refrigerator. and then they broke up and now i don't have any way to keep my food cold. president obama returned home from latin america yesterday to address growing concerns about u.s. military action against libya. as soon as he landed he went straight to the oval office, he didn't answer any questions but he had a little trouble getting in. you can see here -- oh. it's locked. and now the united states is at war with a door. nfl players are locked out, the president is locked out. i tell you what, when black history month is over, it's really over. [ applause ] oh, thank you. i enjoy seeing the president locked out of the white house. it's so much fun that we are now making that moment available on this exclusive dvd. >> do you love seeing american presidents not able to open doors? now, get ready for the dvd. you'll see all your favorites. >> president obama. [ laughter ] president bush. [ laughter ] and -- that's all we got. get them both. $12.95 plus shipping an
one time, i owned a refrigerator emblazoned with america's royal couple. the jon and kate refrigerator. and then they broke up and now i don't have any way to keep my food cold. president obama returned home from latin america yesterday to address growing concerns about u.s. military action against libya. as soon as he landed he went straight to the oval office, he didn't answer any questions but he had a little trouble getting in. you can see here -- oh. it's locked. and now the united states...
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we'll have live updates on "america this morning" and also on "good morning america." we'll hear about the criticism the president faces from capitol hill regarding this country's involvement in libya. again, keep it right here on abc news. >>> and we have word this morning of the first confirmed american casualty of the tsunami in japan. >> 24-year-old taylor anderson of virginia was working there as an english teacher. she helped children get to higher ground and then headed home on her bicycle. but she never made it. >> so sad. for other details on this situation we're joined by t.j. winick. good morning, t.j. >> reporter: good morning, rob and peggy. it appears efforts to contain radiation at fukushima nuclear plant are headed in the right direction but every day it is becoming more and more apparent the scope of the earthquake and tsunami tragedy. it appears japan may have caught a break earlier despite a cloud of smoke escaping from two buildings at the fukushima daiichi nuclear plant. >> the source of that smoke is unknown, although there is indication that ther
we'll have live updates on "america this morning" and also on "good morning america." we'll hear about the criticism the president faces from capitol hill regarding this country's involvement in libya. again, keep it right here on abc news. >>> and we have word this morning of the first confirmed american casualty of the tsunami in japan. >> 24-year-old taylor anderson of virginia was working there as an english teacher. she helped children get to higher...
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america's number 1 cash rewards program. it pays to discover. >>> with less than 38 days to go it's crunch time now for the royal wedding. this morning we have new details about the big day and the horsedrawn carriages that will carry the couple and their families. michelle kosinski got a rare look inside the mews where they are kept in tip-top shape and the horses are pampered. good morning. >> reporter: it strikes you the tradition surrounding this. who gets to ride in a gold-plated carriage? maybe cinderella or royalty. there are hundreds to choose from and on the wedding day five will be used with 18 horses. you just can't miss them, can you? when a four-ton gold mini palace on wheels rolls by, you know somebody kind of important is inside. carriages are jewels in the crown of british pageantry. big, small, contained, convertible, velvety inside and draped in the symbols of power. now with a royal wedding bearing down it's time. >> we always have emergency vehicles literally in case the wheel falls off. >> reporter: kate
america's number 1 cash rewards program. it pays to discover. >>> with less than 38 days to go it's crunch time now for the royal wedding. this morning we have new details about the big day and the horsedrawn carriages that will carry the couple and their families. michelle kosinski got a rare look inside the mews where they are kept in tip-top shape and the horses are pampered. good morning. >> reporter: it strikes you the tradition surrounding this. who gets to ride in a...